The Snork versus Smurf Relation

The Snorks and the Smurfs are too frequently compared on the same plane, unjustly tainting the meaning of what it is to be Smurf.  This is because very little is revealed about the origin of the Snorks, and many do not know of the horrors and the carnage that surround their history.  One thing is for certain however, these vile little wretches are not to be trusted.

The Snorks spawn from pure evil.  The Snorks are nothing more then Smurfs that were cast into the sea for their wicked ways.  Being convicted of aiding Gargamel in a rampage that took the lives of all but two female Smurfs, the punishment for the crime was a watery grave.  The band was to be thrust into the waters, but their last attack against the Smurfs was to kidnap the remaining females of the clan.  They successfully abducted one, but Smurfette narrowly escaped with her freedom with the bravery of Brainy Smurf.  The evil Smurfs then sunk into the deep waters and with some black magic they were able to transform their bodies to adapt to the new lifestyle.  They also placed the sole responsibility of repopulating their clan to their captured female.  With the physical and environmental change, and their hatred for the land Smurfs, the clan decided it would be best to rename themselves.  After a heated battle and much bloodshed, the name Snorks was agreed upon.  The name derives from Snarling Orcs, which was to strike fear into the hearts of the Smurfs, because it was only a matter of time before they regrouped and made a land attack to finish them off.  Other names which were considered were The Smurf Your Throat Gang, Salty Revenge, and The Hanna Barbarians.

After some time of training, and building an army, the Snork-Smurf war was inevitable.  The Snorks had some clear advantages over the Smurfs, number one being they had secured multiple females into their clutches, making reproduction of warriors quicker then their Smurf counterpart.  The Smurfs however were fighting on their homeland, a land that the Snorks had long since occupied, making it nothing more then a distant memory, plus the land had been highly fortified at Papa Smurfs request after a premonition of the upcoming onslaught.  It is only a matter of time now before the war begins, and unfortunately this war is inevitable, and many will die.  The classic battle of good versus evil, with no room for a happy ending...