CERN making big announcements on the “god particle”, the church
going into conclave to decide on a new pope; no we are not in a Dan Brown
novel, this is reality imitating fiction. Yesterday scientists at CERN
confirmed the existence of the Higgs boson, which could potentially be used to
explain the Big Bang Theory. What are the implications in everyday life some
may wonder? Well for starters, now instead of claiming you are going to move to
Canada or Australia every time your politician of choice fails to win an election,
you can simply say I am going to grab myself a Higgs boson and start from
scratch.
The next great question everyone seems to be asking is what’s
next, and I have the answer. Why stop at the “god particle?” Now we as a people
must go on to the find the next great unknown, the “clown particle,” also known
as the Higgs bozo, which is responsible for creating balloon animals out of
nothing. We live in exciting times indeed.
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