HAIKU: The Expensables

After killing virtually everyone there was to kill, The Expendables had to forfeit the life of action to take on day jobs. Turning from shooting out eyes to shooting out reports, and where the only dead things were the deadlines, yet they were content. Here are the haikus dedicated to the accounts of the new accountants...they are THE EXPEN$ABLES!

Sylverster Stallone as Barney Ross

Jean-Claude Van Damme as Jean Vilain

Dolph Lundgren as Gunnar

Arnold Schwarzenegger as Trench

Terry Crews as Hale Caesar

Jason Statham as Lee Christmas

Randy Couture as Toll Road

Jet Li as Yin Yang

Bruce Willis as Mr. Church

Chuck Norris as Booker

Liam Hemsworth as Bill The Kid

Scott Adkins as Hector

They are THE EXPEN$ABLES