Tom Cruise may be a Top Gun and a Scientologist, but he is also one hell of a bucktoothed vampire.
Lestat from Interview with a Vampire
He will fix those teeth for better, or for Norse.
Eric from True Blood
A little goofy and a lot of doofy, Franklin has trouble feasting on delicious necks because those damn incisors keep getting in the way.
Franklin from True Blood
Dar hur hur.
Jessica from True Blood
We all know that if Nicolas Cage were a vampire (which I am still not convinced he is not...why would a mortal owe back taxes on a dinosaur skull?) that he would be the goofiest vampire of them all. That is of course unless they did a Con Air with vampires, which would make for the best movie of all times!
Peter Loew from Vampire's Kiss
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